Joke no 1

Wife : Aaj to 5 rupay ke 3 pyaaz mil gaye.

Husband : Kaise ?

Wife : 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya. 1 main
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utha ke bhag gayi. 1 usne mujhe phek ke maara.:P

Joke no 2

Ajj Titanic ki 96th anniversary ha
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Sub pyaar karne walon se request ha k doob k mer jayen

thank u.......:D

Joke no 3

I cried when i failed in 2 subjects,
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I smiled when i came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects

Joke no 4

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
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//”/ Oh Teri
_/”_ Khair.

Joke no 5

Always speak the truth to your parents
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Run away immediately after speaking it.